Wren's Happy Nest Quick Quips Presents...
She was so-o-o blonde that . . .
*She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. *She thought a quarterback was a refund. *She tripped over the cordless phone.*She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
*She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK. *She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. *At the bottom of the application where it says "X" sign here, she put Sagittarius. *If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. *When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
*How many blondes does it take to wash a car? Two....one to hold the sponge and one to drive the car back and forth. *Why did the blonde climb over the chain linked fence? To see what was on the other side. *There was a blonde and
burnett walking down a sidewalk. and the burnett *A blonde was driving to Disneyland and saw a sign that said......Disneyland left. So he turned around and went home. *Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.
*What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong! *Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice?Because it said "concentrate". *Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain. *What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring.
*Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter. *What's the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a 4-way stop. *What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean? An air pocket *What do you call a basement full of blondes? A whine cellar.
*Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirt ? This goes in front" * How do you measure a blondes IQ? A. With a tire gauge. *Q. What does a blonde say
after she graduates from college?
Sign My Guestbook
Share This Wren's World Page with a friend
|
