These Are REALLY Corny
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? ? Pilgrims
Which cat discovered America? ? Christofurry Columbus
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? ? Because they never learned good table manners!
What key has legs and can't open doors? ? A Turkey
Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving? ? Because everything is marked down after the holidays
What has feathers and webbed feet? ? A turkey wearing scuba gear
How can you send a turkey through the post office? ? Bird class mail
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to American in the spring? ? Because April showers bring Mayflowers
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? ? He got the stuffing knocked out of him
Why did the turkey cross the road? ? It was the chicken's day off
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? ? Because he had the drumsticks
Knock Knock Who's there? Waddle Waddle who? ? Waddle I do if you don't open the door?
What do you call a dumb gobbler? ? A jerky turkey
What sound does a space turkey make? ? Hubble, hubble, hubble
What do you call a gobbler who thinks he knows everything? ? A smirky turkey
Why did the man invest in feathers? ? He heard the stock market was going down
What kind of potatoes go oui-oui-buzz-buzz? ? French flies
What kind of vegetable would you like tonight? ? Beets me
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