Goofy Thoughts...Quick Quips and Quotes From Wren's World

Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel

Boldly going nowhere

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

How many roads must a man travel down
before he admits he is lost?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? OK, so what's the speed of dark? The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Money Isn't Everything...
But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch

Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!

Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.

Ever stop to think,
and forget to start again?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

All Men Are Animals,
Some Just Make Better Pets

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

IRS We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off now.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good. OK, so what's the speed of dark? If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough! If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Where there's a will...
I want to be in it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Consciousness:
That annoying time between naps.

Always remember you're unique...
Just like everyone else..
Mind like A Steel Trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 States Some people think life is just a bowl of cherries....other's seem to think it's the pits.