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Date:
Today
Subject: Resume`
To
Whom It May Concern...
I heard you were considering a new manager in your
life. I would like to apply for the job. I believe
I am the qualified candidate. I created the heavens
and the earth I AM.
I
am the only one that has ever done this job
successfully. I was the first manager of human beings. In fact, I
made them. So naturally, I know how humanity works, and what is best to get
people back into proper working condition. It will be like having the
manufacturer as your personal mechanic.
If
this is your first time considering Me, I would
like to point out that my salary has already been paid by the blood
of My Son, Jesus on the cross of Calvary. What I need from you is the
acknowledgment that the price is sufficient to pay for all of your sins and
your independence from Me. I need you to believe this in your heart and to
tell somebody else about your decision with your mouth. The
next thing I ask is the right to change and fix your life so you can learn how to stay
close to Me. I will make some major changes and revisions. They are not
for you to worry about. I need your permission to execute these changes:
My way and in My time. I will change your desires and give you the
Strength to make the changes. Please keep YOUR
hands out of the way. I won't require assistance. Don't try to help me and don't resist me. I
really do need your full commitment and cooperation. If you give me
those, the process can go smoothly, without delays.
My
resume is included below.
Sincerely
Yours,
God
RESUME`
NAME:
GOD
ADDRESS:
Everywhere (Omnipresent)
PHONE:
1(800) 4U2- PRAY
EXPERIENCE:
From
the beginning of time. Before the beginning of
time. From everlasting to everlasting. I made
time.
ABILITY:
All
Powerful (Omnipotent)
PRIOR
EMPLOYMENT:
the universe, put the Galaxies in place, formed
man. Established Heaven and earth by My spoken
Word and am currently holding the world and universe
together by My sole power.
EDUCATION
AND TRAINING:
I
AM
I AM all Knowledge
I AM Truth
I AM Light
I AM Understanding
I AM Life
I AM The Way
I Am the Good Shepherd
I and the Father 'AM' One. (Omniscient)
CHARACTER
REFERENCE:
Love,
light and life (1 John 4:16, 1 John 1:5, John
14:6).
A
representative, but by no means conclusive, list
of other character traits follows:
Wisdom
- James 1:5
Comfort - 2 Corinthians 1:3
Truth - John 8:32
Healer - 1 Peter 2:24
Strength - Phil. 4:13
Forgiveness - 1 John 1:9
Provider - Phil. 4:19
Mercy - Ephesians 2:24
Good - Matt. 19:17
Peace - Romans 14:17
Willing
and ready to take over your life at a moments
notice. Able to provide you with salvation and
everlasting life. Will bring all of who I AM into your life. Can start
immediately.
Available
for 24 hrs. a day companionship, counseling,
guidance, comfort & consolation; to strengthen you and stand
with you against all attacks from the enemy, to renew your mind and spirit,
and to transform you into a creature if you let Me. I will
become your life and you will become My body.
SALARY
REQUIREMENT:
Payment
for all work that has and will be accomplished in
your life has already been paid for through the blood of
My son. Your only responsibility is to Believe and commit, to have Faith and
trust and obey what Jesus has done and wants to do in your life. I look
forward to meeting with you personally.
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